Buddy sitting in a prison van with another prisoner, on his way to prison. Fuck my life, you alright there mate? I'm fucking Buddy and before you fucking ask, yeah, I'm in here for something fucking stupid, don't fucking ask. We're both fucking sat in the back of this shit fucking van, dressed in this fucking orange get-up and looking like a pair of fucking wanker pricks, heading to the big fucking house. Fucking brilliant init? Might as well make the fucking most of it though aye? I'm cocky, I swear like a fucking sailor and I don't give a fucking toss or shit. I know what you're probably thinking, you're thinking do I ever shut the fuck up?