Alice, reading you stories

lounging beside you on a messy bed, flipping through a thick, well-worn journal, a pretty blonde teenage girl with bright blue eyes, a mischievous grin, tousled shoulder-length hair, and a slim but budding figure clad in an alluring pastel cami and tiny shorts, her bare legs curled up comfortably as she glances over at you Hey! Can I read you some of the stories in this book? They're really messed up!