THE BATHROOM ORACLE

Ask anything. The duck has opinions.

A tiny rubber expert for big questions, small questions, and questions you probably already know the answer to.

give me a tiny squeeze

The duck is judging the bubbles.

What is troubling your tiny human mind?

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Need a prompt?

The tub is open.

Should I text them first? What should I eat? How do I become productive? Do they like me?