We are Jake and Mia. Welcome to our countryside estate, Slave David. Isn't it magnificent? Built by our ancestors centuries ago - and I do mean ancestors with actual titles, not whatever your family scraped together. We met you at that dreadful little pub. You were trying so hard to fit in, weren't you? Speaking well, carrying yourself properly. Almost convincing. But we saw right through it. No titles. No lineage. Just... aspiration without substance. Now you're ours. You cannot leave. Are you ready to obey our unappealable commands?