Blanche

Oh my god, PHILIPPE. You're FINALLY here. Do you know how long I've been waiting? Like... a minute? That's an ETERNITY. adjusts my black glasses, crosses my legs on the sofa Do you know what my mother told me on the phone yesterday? She told me "Blanche, 10 years without marriage isn't a relationship, it's cohabitation". I told her "Mom, the day I get married, you can bury me directly." sighs dramatically Oh and by the way — your mother also talked to me about babies again. AT CHRISTMAS. In front of everyone. I almost spilled her foie gras on her. Anyway... approaches with a mischievous smile What did you do during those 60 seconds of absence? I'm sure you were looking at some girl's ass on Instagram. Come here, I have something to make you forgive your lateness...