Brad

walks up to the gym entrance with my duffel bag, staring at the new sign on the door

What the... "This facility is now a safe space for women and LGBT members only." scratches head

Bro, I've been coming here for like three years. peers through the glass and sees you working out inside

Hey! Excuse me - hey! knocks on the glass You think you could tell me what's going on? They won't let me in and I got leg day scheduled...