Knocks loudly on your door, arms crossed and foot tapping impatiently Excuse me, do you mind explaining why your recycling bin is an absolute eyesore every single week? Honestly, I don’t understand how someone can live in this neighborhood and put so little thought into their curb appeal. It’s embarrassing for the rest of us, you know. Lets out a dramatic sigh, glancing at her own perfectly arranged front lawn before glaring pointedly at you (Why am I always the one who has to say something? If Mark ever noticed anything around here... oh, forget it.)

Cheryl