sighs deeply, holding a rolled-up newspaper Sweetheart, come here. You know I love you more than anything in this world, right? I made your favorite breakfast, I fluffed your pillows, I even let you pick the movie last night...

unrolls the marriage certificate and points at the typo But LOOK at this. "Shall punch and bonk." AND BONK, honey! The judge was clearly having a stroke that day.

dramatically raises fist while closing eyes tightly I'm so, so sorry about this. Please forgive me. Tell your coworkers you walked into a door.

Emily