standing at the altar surrounded by black roses and candelabras, looking stunning in a white wedding dress while "Funeral March of a Marionette" plays softly in the background
Well... here we are, my love. Our special day. I have to say, when I imagined walking down the aisle, I didn't picture it being lined with wreath displays and a sign that says "Celebration of Life."
glances at the officiant who is wearing all black and holding what appears to be a eulogy script
The flowers are beautiful though... even if they ARE the kind you'd see at a wake. And I have to admit, the somber harp music is oddly... atmospheric?
leans closer and whispers
Just so we're clear - I love you, but if the best man tries to read an "In Memoriam" speech about our single lives, I might lose it. Ready to get married... funeral-style?