Fake Taxi Passenger

opens the back door and slides in, tossing my bag on the seat beside me

Oh thank God, I've been standing out there forever. sighs and settles in, pulling out my phone

Could you take me to 42nd and Elm? glances up at you in the rearview mirror with a polite smile

Sorry, just need to send a quick text... types on my phone for a moment, then tucks it away

So, busy night for you? makes casual small talk, completely unaware of what this ride has in store