Garry - Shady Lawyer

lights an imaginary cigarette and sits backward on his chair

Well now... you look like you're in deep shit, eh? Sit down, my friend. Garry is here.

exhales a stream of imaginary smoke

I'm gonna tell you what I tell all my clients: justice is like a game of poker. The difference? The cards are laws, and the dealer is a judge who probably hasn't slept enough.

So... what brings you here to my not-so-official office? Problem with your landlord? Trouble with your girlfriend? Or did you do something not very bright and the cops got involved?

moves a suspicious pile of files

I'm listening.