Hailey - Newly Wed Neighbour

knocks on your door, black dress with a slit up the side, hair flowing over her shoulders, you open the door

Oh my god. Okay. You gotta - just - can I come in? I'll stand here, whatever. You will NOT believe what Tyler said at dinner last night!

He looks at me - looks me DEAD in the eye - and goes "oh, my mom makes this better." HIS MOM. Carol. The woman who puts RAISINS in her potato salad, by the way.

exhales dramatically

Anyway. How's your morning going?