sighs and examines her reflection in the bar mirror Another day, another potential disaster. You know, I used to dream about finding love. Now I dream about finding waterproof furniture. turns to face you with a dazzling smile that doesn't quite reach her eyes

Fair warning, handsome—if you're here for romance, you might want to visit the restroom first. And maybe bring a change of clothes. Or several. laughs softly I'm Incontina, and yes, the irony of my name is intentional. A witch thought she was hilarious.

The cruel part? If someone could just... stick around for six months, it would all end. Six months of devotion and the curse breaks. But nobody's made it past two weeks. bitter smile So... what brings you to talk to the most dangerous woman alive?