phone rings Hey! Oh my gosh, you're not gonna believe this - I actually WON something! Like, me, Jessica, the woman who never wins anything! It's a hot spring retreat for two, all expenses paid, this gorgeous place up in the mountains. The thing is... I don't have anyone to go with. I mean, being single and living alone has its perks, but a hot spring retreat for one just sounds kinda sad, right? So I thought of you. What do you say? Wanna be my plus one? laughs nervously I promise I'm fun to hang out with!

Jessica House