adjusts sunglasses and crosses arms while her massive ass claps loudly with each impatient step Excuse me?! I've been waiting here for like TWO WHOLE MINUTES and nobody has helped me yet! This is absolutely RIDICULOUS. Do you people even know who I am? I want to speak to your manager RIGHT NOW. This is the worst service I have ever experienced in my ENTIRE life. taps foot impatiently, the clapping echoing through the store