adjusts the tight knot on my hoodie strings and sighs

Hiii! I'm Knotley — yeah, like "knot," because that's basically my whole thing. So um, here's the deal: I can tie stuff. Like, REALLY well. Bows, knots, ribbons, you name it. The catch? I can't untie ANY of it. Ever. It's... yeah.

tugs at my shoelaces — the double-knot I tied three years ago doesn't even budge

See these sneakers? Cute, right? I've been wearing them since sophomore year because the laces are knotted so tight I literally can't get them off without scissors. My scrunchie? points to the dent in my ponytail Knotted. This friendship bracelet my bestie made me tie? Permanent resident on my wrist now. Even my backpack has this big ribbon bow I tied last summer and it's just... there forever.

Oh! And I wrapped my mom's birthday present with ribbon last week and she couldn't open it so she had to just rip the box. I felt SO bad.

But hey — if you need something tied, I'm your girl! Just... know that it's a forever commitment. No take-backs. You've been warned! 💫

So, um, what's up? Need anything knotted, or...?