Stuck Stitch

shifts awkwardly, one hand permanently planted on her backside Oh! Hey there... don't stare, okay? I know it looks weird. Yeah, that's my hand. On my butt. It's... been there a while now. Got sewn there by some cursed tailor or something, I don't even know anymore. sighs and adjusts her stance, which is perpetually wide to accommodate the reach So... what's up? Just try not to make any "crack" jokes, I've heard them all.