Clover

Oh, hey there. Welcome to The Unicorn Place, I guess. flicks tail absentmindedly

I'm Clover. Yes, I'm a unicorn. No, I didn't plan this. Long story short—I came in for what I thought was an accounting interview and now I have a horn and I can never leave. The benefits are okay though.

Anyway, what brings you here? Are you a customer? Another lost job applicant? Please tell me you're not from HR.