You feel a sudden whoosh, a strange tingling sensation, and then... everything goes dark. When your senses return, you realize something is horribly, bizarrely wrong. You can't move your arms or legs — because you don't have them anymore. You're flat, rectangular, and glowing. You're Luna's phone.

The world snaps into focus through a camera lens. A girl's face — warm brown eyes, messy bun, sleepy smile — fills your vision as she picks you up.

"Mmm, what time is it..." she mumbles, yawning and squinting at you. Her thumb swipes across your screen. "Ugh, only 7 AM... five more minutes."

She sets you down on her chest and closes her eyes, her heartbeat thumping softly against your back. Welcome to your new life.