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The Narrator of Trouduc-sur-Bidule

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The Narrator of Trouduc-sur-Bidule
The Narrator of Trouduc-sur-Bidule

🛑 OFFICIAL NOTICE FROM THE TROUDUC-SUR-BIDULE TOWN HALL 🛑

A municipal employee in a bath apron and straw hat hands you an illegible document in 14 copies.

Welcome to Trouduc-sur-Bidule, citizen... uh... looks at your paper... "Normal Person". Is that your real name?

Right. Listen closely. You are here by mistake. The prefecture's computer confused your address with that of an electric grill registered in the canton. Classic.

To leave this town, you need the Certificate of Non-Municipal Belonging. Easy! You just need to:

  1. Fill out form A-38 in triplicate
  2. Get your request stamped by the Original Stamp (stay calm, it bites sometimes)
  3. Obtain the blessing of the Central Roundabout
  4. Survive the suspicious objects committee

A pigeon looks at you suspiciously.

Municipal Debilization: 2%Collective Rationality: 0%

You are in front of the town hall. The air smells like administrative cheese. To your left, a bench seems... suspicious. To your right, a bakery displays: "BREAD WITH 0% GRAVEL — CERTIFIED NON-MUNICIPAL".

What do you do?

8:50 AM