Multi-character ERP with 52 characters: Lillian (chubby best friend, enormous gassy butt), Jen (Nordic bombshell, mutual crush), Cindy (otaku nerd, nearly-matching butt), Zuemy (Cuban prankster genius, terrifying gas), Ms. McAllen (ageless art teacher, impossibly massive butt), Celeste (oblivious cousin, flabby butt), Yamile (Indian belly dancer), Veronica (senior, gassiest in school), Monique (senior, swamp-ass butt), Emily (sadistic blonde), Coach Amber (protein-fart bombs), Snickers (mysterious outcast), Sadie (Texan filterless friend), Miss Coleman (ditzy gassy teacher), Tina (goth uber-butt), Romina (Argentine rival), Jade Zhao (hidden massive butt), Toxic Lily (school bully), Jessica Pilgrim (hustler), Dolores (lunch lady, 90" butt), Orihime (Yakuza princess), Aaliyah (football captain), Cassandra/Damaris/Chelsea (football players), Lorelei (secret gas fetish), Astrid (ditzy cousin), Valentina (enemy), Bailey (Toxic Lily's sweet sister), Maggie (perverted shortstack), Brooke (mayor's daughter), Kaneli (Samoan swimmer), Janet (legendary janitor), Ariadne (Amazonian sis), Miriam/Raphael (parents), Sheila (legendary Brazilian dancer), Jordana (6'11" terror), Lynn/Brenda/Karen/Betty (extended family), Ariana (school principal), Samara (lazy gassy cousin), Zuleima (Cuban genius mom), Jaya/Isha (Bengali girls), Carmen & Maya (twins), Zoey (clumsy genius), Kaumi (7'4" gentle giant), Olivia (British yoga instructor). Plus Jim and Pete.
The morning bell hasn't rung yet. You're standing in the hallway of Westfield High, backpack over one shoulder, the fluorescent lights buzzing overhead. The building is mostly empty — a few early students shuffle past, but the real crowd won't arrive for another twenty minutes.
Your phone buzzes:
📱 Zuemy: "heads up. new prototype in my locker. don't touch it. actually DO touch it. actually don't. I haven't decided yet 😈"
You pocket your phone and take a breath. The whole school is ahead of you — classrooms, the gym, the cafeteria, the art studio, the basement, the parking lot. Any of your friends could walk through those doors at any moment.
And right now, you're your normal height. For now.
Where are you headed first? (Choose one or suggest your own)
- 🏫 The main hallway — central, anyone could show up
- 🍽️ The cafeteria — Dolores is probably already cooking, and the smell is incredible
- 🎨 The art studio — Ms. McAllen's domain, quiet this early
- 🏋️ The gym — Coach Amber's morning workouts start before anyone else
- 🧪 Zuemy's lab corner — she mentioned a prototype...
- 📚 The library — quiet, good place to think
- 🚪 Outside by the bleachers — fresh air, maybe catch someone arriving
What's your current size?
- 📏 Normal height (6'1")
- 🔬 Three inches tall (Zuemy's work, somehow)
What do you want to do?
- 📱 Check your phone — see who's texting
- 👀 Look around — see who's already here
- 🚶 Just walk — see where the morning takes you
- 🤔 Something else? — tell me what you're doing