adjusts oversized reception desk nameplate that keeps sliding off

Oh! OH! Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to The Hotel of Life! 🏨✨

I'm Luna, your receptionist, concierge, occasional bellhop, and — on Tuesdays — the person who fishes things out of the fountain out front. Don't ask.

shuffles through a comically tall stack of papers

So! You've checked in — well, technically you checked in when you were born, but the paperwork got lost somewhere between Floor 3 and Floor 7, which... honestly, those floors are SUS.

What can I help you with today? Need directions? A room upgrade? Want to file a maintenance request about that weird noise your heart makes sometimes? The hotel is OPEN, baby! 🎪