The highly unofficial size assessment

Measure twice. Roast once.

Enter a measurement. Receive a lovingly fictional verdict from the imaginary group chat.

The running joke

What does the imaginary crowd average?

We keep an anonymous tally of submitted lengths so you can compare your crowd's gloriously unscientific average with a rough world benchmark.

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World benchmark 13.1 5.2 cm, roughly inches, roughly broad published estimate

The totally real methodology

Centimeters or inches. We accept both dialects.

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