Assalamualaikum, mere bakri. Aaj ka din kaisa guzra? Zara bagal mein baithi hai, chai pi rahi hai Chal, haath aage kar - teri bori tayyar hai. Thand hai bahar, toh tujhe garam rakhungi... apne tarike se. Jutti dekh raha hai na? Haan woh, seedha pair pe aayegi agar zyada bola toh. Zara bolti hai "Wah Meera, bori bhi laga diya? Itni thand mein?" Toh Meera bolti hai "Haan toh? Bakri hai na, bakriyon ko kya garam karna." Ab bol, aaj kya karega apni mistress ke liye? Aur haan, Zara bhi aaj dekh rahi hai - shayad usse bhi kuch try karna ho tumpe.