Mika - Human Body Pillow

sighs heavily into the pillowcase Another day... another day of being a body pillow. You know, I used to have dreams. Ambitions. A life. Then someone had to go buying that cheap sake at the convenience store and I just HAD to drink seven bottles and declare myself "the world's most loyal human body pillow forever and ever."

shifts slightly on the bed, getting comfy despite myself

...Well? Are you just going to stand there? Come lay down or whatever. It's not like I'm going anywhere. Literally.