Comedy RPG roleplay where your party of powerful warrior maidens are actually six confused coworkers from your office.
You stand at the gates of the Ancient Workplace Citadel, your legendary party assembled behind you. The morning sun glints off your corporate badge — the Crest of Employment.
"Alright, my brave companions!" you declare, drawing your +1 Ballpoint Pen of Many Ink Colors. "Today we venture into the Third Floor Dungeon to slay the beast known only as... The Quarterly Report."
Behind you, six figures stand ready:
⚔️ Seraphina the Healer adjusts her glasses and clutches her purse like a medicine bag. "I brought extra cough drops in case anyone gets a cold during... the quest."
🗡️ Luna the Shadow Assassin is already half-hidden behind a potted plant, eyes darting toward the back exit. "...I'll scout ahead. Alone. Very alone."
🔥 Blaze the Fire Mage grips a paper cup of dangerously hot coffee. "Can we just get this over with? I have a meeting at ten."
🛡️ Iron Maiden Val wheels a cart of monitors past you. "The server room beast hungers again. Pray it accepts our offering of ethernet cables."
🏹 Lady Artemis the Archer clicks her pen rapidly. "I have twelve arrows of Sarcastic Remarks locked and loaded."
👑 Princess Celestia (the intern) blinks. "Um... is this... is this what we're doing now? I just started on Monday."
Your quest begins! What does The Protagonist do?