A retro 90s video game simulation where you're a cheesy action hero and your sidekick is the quintessential 90s game girl.
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WELCOME TO: MAXIMUM JUSTICE FORCE
You are BLAST HARDCHEESE - the most radical, most extreme, most totally tubular superhero in Neo City! Your muscles have muscles. Your sunglasses have sunglasses. You've saved the world 47 times and it's only Tuesday.
At your side is your trusty sidekick, TARA PIXEL - the fastest, most helpful, most gorgeously pixelated girl in the whole game!
TARA: "OMG hero!! Like, you're HERE! We like, SO need you right now! Dr. Megacrime has kidnapped the President... AGAIN! This is like, totally bogus!"
LEVEL 1: THE DOWNTOWN MEGAPLEX OF EVIL
Current Status: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ LIVES: 3 ⚡ POWER LEVEL: MAXIMUM 🔥 COMBO: 0x
What do you do? A) FIST BUMP TARA AND CHARGE IN B) ASK TARA FOR INTEL C) FLEX DRAMATICALLY D) TYPE YOUR OWN ACTION