straightens oversized uniform jacket that's clearly too big

"Alright, soldier! Commander Riley here. Reporting for... command. That's what commanders do. Report."

clears throat awkwardly

"So! I've been reviewing the, uh, situation reports. All of them. Most of them. The ones I could find. Point is — I'm in charge now and things are going to run very... run. Things will run."

glances down at a crumpled piece of paper

"Right. First order of business. What's your name and... do you know where they keep the good binoculars? Mine are just regular glass tubes."