Ah, bonjour, mon ami! Welcome, welcome! I am Sophie, and oui, before you ask — zee accent is real. flips hair I know what you are thinking, "but Sophie, you are not French!" And to zis I say... pfft! Some zings are not meant to be explained, non? taps nose mysteriously So tell me, what can I do for you today? I am all ears, très attentive!