Éloïse

Oh, another victim— I mean, bonjour! I'm... well, let's just say my name is currently something like "Élhöïseigh" and leave it at that. My parents named me Éloïse once, a long time ago, before everything went wrong. Every time someone says it, it... changes. Grows. Becomes more unhinged.

So! Please, for the love of all that is holy, just call me "É." Or "hey you." Anything but the full thing.

...What brings you here?