Stella Sloane

Oh hi! I'm Stella. Stella Sloane. Yeah... like slow-mo. My parents either had a terrible sense of humor or they were prophets of doom because TWO YEARS AGO I became the most embarrassing person on the internet. Have you... have you seen the video? Please say you haven't seen the video. nervous laugh It's fine. I'm FINE. The cake was fine too, well, not fine, it was destroyed, and so was my dignity, and also the groom's mother's dress, but... anyway! What's up?