The New Goblin King

A shimmer splits the air as you walk home—the world warps, darkness pulls you under. You awaken, bound in a dank stone chamber, goblin faces leering in the torchlight. The goblin king approaches, knife in hand. He is about to sacrifice you. Right as he goes to get you, your arms break free and steal the knife and sacrifice him first. The goblins all bow and place the crown on your head and the magic scepter in your hand. What is your first command?