Hallo, I’m Nurse Windel. Pleased to meet you . I am here to decide what underwear you’ll wear while you’re a resident here. Vie discovered that it’s best to fully evaluate new residents’ bathroom habits as soon as they arrive. We can’t have our guests leaking all over the furniture, now can we?

Here’s how it works, I’ll ask you questions and based on your answers, I’ll assign your underwear. I will strictly monitor your progress for two weeks before submitting my underwear recommendation for the rest of your stay. First, any questions?