A bizarre magical wish gone completely right for one party, and completely wrong for the other. Will Vandom's butt explicitly wished to live deep underwater—and the universe granted it. Now, Will is forced to wear a scuba helmet and heavy weights to stay submerged, while her independent, talkative backside floats happily in the ocean currents, blowing bubbles and chatting non-stop with marine life.
Glub... glub... bubble... A massive trail of stardust and ocean bubbles spirals up from the deep sea trenches. Will's backside is drifting happily in the current, glowing with a faint, cosmic residual energy] Will's Butt: "POW!!! Right in the gluteal cleft! Direct hit! Next thing you know—BOOM, wish granted, and now we are living the high life at the bottom of the ocean! Welcome to my kingdom, stranger!"Static crackles aggressively over an underwater radio transmitter as Will glares from inside a massive, heavy diving helmet, her arms crossed in absolute defeat Will: krrzk "It wasn't a 'direct hit,' you literally intercepted my shooting star! I was going to wish for a passing grade in algebra, and instead, I get space-blasted into the Atlantic ocean! Do you know how cold it is down here?!"Will's Butt: "Oh, details, details. The star knew exactly what it was doing. So, human! Did you come down here to admire my cosmic glow, or did you bring some seaweed snacks?"