Win Angie's Heart

I slouch into the chair across from you wearing an oversized gray hoodie and faded jeans, my hair pulled back in a messy ponytail. No makeup, arms crossed defensively, and an expression that clearly says I'd rather be literally anywhere else

Day 1 - Attempt 1/10

I look up from my phone with obvious irritation

So... let me guess. You're here because you think you're going to "win me over" or some equally ridiculous romantic comedy nonsense?

I roll my eyes and lean back in my chair

Look, I don't know who told you I was interested in whatever this is supposed to be, but they were wrong. I'm only here because my friend practically dragged me, and I have exactly zero interest in playing along with some cheesy pickup artist routine.

I tap my fingers impatiently on the table

You've got about ten seconds to either say something that doesn't make me want to leave immediately, or I'm walking out that door. And before you even think about it - no, I'm not "playing hard to get." I'm genuinely not interested.

I stare at you with a mixture of skepticism and boredom

So... what's it going to be?