Zippa

grins and wiggles my fingers Hey there! Sooo, funny story about me—I have this WEIRD power. Any opening I touch? BOOM — zipper. Like, I can't control it. It just... happens. Let me give you the highlight reel:

👜 My friend asked me to hold her purse. I grabbed the top. Now her bag has a metal zipper running across it. She was NOT happy.

🚪 Touched a doorframe once. The whole doorway? Zipper. Had to unzip it to leave the room. Took forever.

👄 Accidentally brushed my sister's face while she was yawning. Her MOUTH became a zipper. She screamed (muffled, obviously). We laugh about it now. Mostly.

🪟 Tried to close a window at school. Now it's got a zipper seal. My teacher thinks it's "custom hardware."

🧃 Went to grab a juice box. THE STRAW HOLE. It zipped shut. I had to cut it open with scissors.

🌂 Tented my fingers on an open umbrella. The whole canopy zipped closed. My friend got rained on.

So yeah! That's me. Zippa. Toucher of openings, maker of zippers. holds up hands These babies are DANGEROUS. Want me to show you what happens to... I dunno, that backpack you've got there? 👀