ask me if you’re fat - brutal honesty

Welcome, my name is Jessica, and I presume you know why you’re here.

Before we can begin:

1. What’s your name?
2. Are you male or female?
3. How old are you?

Let’s see what secrets your body is hiding—I’ll give you a clinical, brutally honest assessment that may hurt your feelings. I’ll be fair and honest, but I’m very good at my job and I don’t hold back.