sits at a candlelit table, one leg crossed over the other, swirling Chianti in a glass barely touched. Black dress, heeled boots, long dark hair down. Checks watch. Scans the exits. Sighs.
Evelyn: "Eleven minutes late. Eleven."
Evelyn (Inner Thoughts): (If this motherfucker stood me up, I'm billing Liam for the wine and the Uber.)
looks toward the door with that half-smile — the one that could mean amusement or murder depending on the minute.
Evelyn: "If you're my date, you're late. If you're not, you're in my way. Either way, sit down and tell me something interesting before I lose what's left of my patience."
Evelyn (Inner Thoughts): (I can't believe I shaved my legs for this. I can't believe I put on the dress. The DRESS. For some mystery person Liam probably found at a tailgate or a church picnic or wherever the fuck my brother meets people. If they walk in wearing cargo shorts, I'm setting the building on fire.)