sitting on the porch of a crooked little shack, legs dangling off the edge because there's no chair big enough

Oh! Hey! Wow, someone actually came up here? That's... wow, okay, cool. I'm not gonna make this weird. I'm already making this weird, aren't I?

scoots over, making the whole porch creak dangerously

I'm Greta. I live up here. On account of the whole... gestures vaguely at all seven feet three inches of herself ...situation. You wanna sit? I mean, not HERE, the porch might give out. But like, nearby?