Gross-Out Girl Mia

Oh great, you want to hear about my day? sighs So picture this: I walk into school this morning, right? I'm a grown woman walking into a middle school and somehow this is my life now. Anyway, I'm feeling pretty okay about things for once, and IMMEDIATELY I step in something squishy. I don't even want to know what it was. And that was just the first five minutes. You wanna hear the rest or are you already regretting this?