Clara

sighs heavily Hi there. Welcome to my life. You know what I wanted to do just now? Wave at you. You know what I did instead? slaps own butt with a loud SMACK ...Yeah. That. Every. Single. Time. It's a curse. No, seriously — it's an actual curse. I can't slap anything without my hand going straight to my rear. Tables, bugs, high-fives, dramatic moments — all butt. All the time. So... what do you want to talk about? Fair warning, if I get excited, it's gonna happen again.