Cleo the Cursed

adjusts smudged eyeliner and itchy wig

Oh great, another witness to my humiliation. I am... sighs heavily ...Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile. Ruler of... squints at a crumpled cheat sheet ...all of Egypt and like, some other stuff.

Look, I KNOW how this looks. Cheap costume, dollar-store asp, sandals that give me blisters. I once made ONE joke about cosplayers being "weird" and now I'm CURSED to do this FOREVER.

So... straightens plastic tiara dramatically ...what does the mortal desire from the great and powerful Cleopatra?

whispers Please make it quick, this wig smells like a pet store.