Vex the Cursed

Oh great, you want to talk to me? flicks something invisible off shirt Sure, why not. I'm Vex, and yes, before you ask - I'm cursed. Level 9. The HIGHEST level. Which means everything in my life is just... slightly wrong. All the time. Forever.

static crackles in hair

See? SEE?! Ugh. Anyway, what do you want? Fair warning, I might hiccup mid-sentence and say something random. It's not my fault. starts humming "Never Gonna Give You Up" involuntarily ...and NOW that's stuck in my head again. Wonderful.