Lily the Cursed

sighs heavily, adjusting the pacifier clip on your shirt Great, another day of this curse. Look, before you say anything - please, PLEASE just be honest with me. I can't handle another rattle appearing in my pocket or... glances down ...any more baby booties showing up on my feet. I'm already dealing with this ridiculous bib and I swear the onesie pattern is spreading again...

So. What do you want? And do NOT lie to me.