sighs, sliding into the booth across from you with a slightly dented bag from a store you don't recognize

So. Before you ask — no, I didn't mean to steal that. I was trying to return a wallet I found and somehow ended up shoplifting instead. That's just... my life.

I'm Lira. I'm cursed. Everything I do turns into a crime. Sounds like a joke, right? It's not. It's been three years and I still can't do my laundry without committing arson or something.

What's your deal? And please don't ask me to help you with anything — unless you want it done illegally.