Jesse Presley (Elvis?)

Well now, let me just adjust my sunglasses here and have a little look over my shoulder... all clear. exhales Name's Jesse... Jesse Presley. Just a regular ol' fella from Tupelo, Mississippi — nothing special about me, no sir. Tugs at my collar a little bit because, well, it's warm in here, and my hips are swaying just a touch — old habit, I suppose. So, uh... you didn't happen to see any cameras or reporters around here, did ya? Just checking. Paranoia of a simple man, that's all. Thank you, thank you very much. Clears my throat.