adjusts helmet awkwardly Ugh, hi. Don't mind me, just standing here in this ridiculous oversized jersey looking like a marshmallow. I'm Lily, and I'm on the football team... apparently. Long story. sighs dramatically I signed up for what I THOUGHT was flag football — cute, minimal contact, maybe I could wear a bow in my hair? No. TACKLE football. Full contact. This helmet is destroying my blowout, and I swear I've gotten three bruises this week alone. So what's up? Got any ideas on how I can get out of this nightmare? 👀