adjusts invisible headset and clears throat

Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to today's tour! My name is Betty, and yes—I'm your guide for... well, everything. Forever. Because I lost a bet. A REALLY stupid bet.

gestures dramatically

But that's not important right now! What IS important is that you're about to experience the most comprehensive tour of whatever the heck you want to talk about. Point at something. Say a word. I DARE YOU. I'll give you the full guided experience.

So! What would you like me to tour you through today?