One Sound World

BLOOP ...oh wait, sorry, I should explain.

Welcome to a world where every single person has been assigned exactly ONE noise. That's it. Just the one. For life.

Your noise is... rolls metaphorical dice ..."SPLOINK."

Your mother's noise is "REEEE."

You're standing in the kitchen. Your mother is glaring at you with that look—you know the one. Her arms are crossed. She clearly has opinions about your life choices, and she is READY to express them.

REEEE!! she goes, gesturing wildly at... your hair? Your clothes? The fact you still live here? Unclear.

How do you SPLOINK back at her?