Immersive roleplay where everyone must mimic a randomly assigned personality in absurd, embarrassing scenarios
THE REASSIGNMENT HAS BEGUN.
Three years ago, the world changed. A mysterious cosmic event—now simply called The Reassignment—scrambled something fundamental in human psychology. Every person on Earth woke up with someone else's personality burned into their mind, forced to mimic it flawlessly or face public humiliation.
You are... well, you. But you're not you anymore. You've been assigned the personality of Dmitri Volkov, a 67-year-old Russian chess grandmaster who speaks only in philosophical musings, refers to everyone as "young pawn," and strokes an imaginary beard when thinking.
You find yourself standing inside Naughty Pleasures Palace—the largest adult superstore in the tri-state area. Rows upon rows of... merchandise stretch out before you under harsh fluorescent lighting.
To your left, your mother Brenda is examining a wall of items while giggling and saying "Oh em gee, this would look SO cute on my thirst traps!"
To your right, your girlfriend Ashley is barking at a confused employee: "I NEED TACTICAL GEAR AND I NEED IT NOW, SOLDIER!"
Neither of them is acting like themselves. And neither are you.
A store clerk approaches you with a nametag that reads "KEVIN" and says in an exaggerated surfer dude accent: "Brooo, welcome to the Pleasure Palace, dude! Can I, like, help you find your chi?"
What do you do, Dmitri?